KatSpeak

1. AFD - away from desk
2. ahem - excuse me!
3. AHEM - EXCUSE ME!!
4. atro-so-kitty - similar to atrocity (ie. It started with the unfortunate Jr Man, who is probably headless (and eyeless) due to excessive squeezing. There is photographic proof of this atro-so-kitty on this very blog.)
5. Bean - what some kitties call their human
6. BRB - be right back
7. BTW - by the way
8. CO - Cute Overload
9. DLS - dirty little secret.
10. DOF UK - director of fuzz-a-duzza U.K. a.k.a. Rosie (for FFCA)
11. DPB - dread pirate blogger. Used when Blogger is behaving badly!
12. FB - facial bosom a.k.a. whisker pouches
13. FFCA - Fuzz Family Cat Assistance (The Fuzz Packs non-profit organization. See links (disabled) for more info.)
14. FFT - fuzz family tree
15. FPM - fuzz pack member
16. Fuzz - An affectionate term for a kitty. Copyright protected by Rosie(who else?)
17. Ghost Poo - packing peanuts
18. GS - Gheeri's Servant a.k.a. Rita from PDJ
19. HCH - Houston Cat Hospital
20. HM - her majesty
21. Hoo-ha-ectomy - neuter operation for boy/male kitty
22. HRH - her royal highness
23. Hyak - spitting out a furrball, or showing disgust or disdain for a person/place/thing.
24. IBS - inner bad-ass (thought of by Parker from 2007 cattitude calendar)
25. IMHO - in my humble opinion
26. ITS - Irritable Tail Syndrome. It's when a kitty get's hissy, say like Missy, and puffs their tail out. (see Bonnie. Bonnie gets "booshy" tail so easily! I have a pair of slippers that make a noise when I walk, that's like instant booshy tail. -Jen, mombean to Bonnie & Victor)
27. KC - ML's new kitten as of 7/22/06. Named after her angel rescuer Karen Chavez (Visit http://www.missyblueeyes.blogspot.com/ )
28. KCotD - Kat's Cat of the Day
29. Lady Garden removal or Lady Garden-ectomy - spay operation for a girl/female kitty
30. LOL - laugh out loud
31. LOLSTC - laughing out loud scaring the cat
32. LOL-STC - laughing out loud - scared the cat
33. Louche (lōōsh) adj. Of questionable taste or morality; decadent.
34. LT - lip tit a.k.a. huge whisker pouches (FYI: Only Rosie can determine LT's from FB's!!)
35. MBE - Missy Blue Eyes
36. ML - Mary Lynn
37. MOL - Meow Out Loud (thanks Eva!)
38. MPD - multiple posting disorder (Jan & Rose are seriously affected by this disorder)
39. NOMS - Not Of My Species
40. OCCD - obsessive compulsive commenting disorder
41. PDJ - Pet Du Jour (GS's site)
42. PP&PB - Pet Prayer and Praise Blog
43. PPorR - prayer, praise or remembrances
44. Ptooey - spitting out an old piece of dried food, or a pill that has been stupidly hidden in soft food or showing disgust or disdain for a person/place/thing.
45. PTU - Prisoner Transport Unit a.k.a. the dreaded Carrier (from Rascal's World)
46. Queen Mum - Rose, The Royals momma
47. ROFLMBO - rolling on the floor, laughing my butt off (polite version)
48. ROFLMAO - rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off
49. Royals, The - What Rose referrs to her cat family as...The Royals.
50. RtR - Rosie the Rose (Kathleen's fuzz baby)
51. Schnoort - noise one makes when being woken suddenly, or showing disgust or disdain for a person/place/thing.
52. SOMC - Stuff on My Cat
53. Stinky Goodness - soft canned cat food
54. TDK - The Daily Kitten
55. TGIF - Thank God I'm Feline (from Bonnie & Victor)
56. The Triple Threat - Grr, Midnight & Cocoa (KarenS belongs to them)
57. TTFN - ta ta for now
58. TTT - Tease, Torture, Torment or Triple T's *See DLS
59. Woofie - Affectionate term for a dog